Is becoming a bag lady the future?

Shopping for food has become a bit of an issue in our new London household. Or rather the lack of any such shopping. As the person who's at home the most during the day, it should naturally fall upon me to provide food for us all. Besides, apart from a brief spell by Husband as Supply Officer, during our marriage it's been me who on my way home from work would nip into Sainsbury's, or spend half an hour doing the internet shop at my desk (yes, we all do it, don't we?). But here in London I'm refusing to drive (I tell myself it's because I want to be green but basically it's because I'm a wimp) so shopping for food on the large scale must be left to the internet shop. And halleluja, here I am able to use Ocado. So what's the problem? Simply put: planning.

I seem to be incapable of thinking ahead from one week to the next. It may be because I still have this overwhelming feeling of being on holiday; it may be because I still don't have a routine to my big-city-existence. I don't know what it is, but food and the cooking of it, comes last on my to-do-list. In fact it's last thing I want think about when planning my weeks, days or hours. And I used to love cooking, entertaining and generally being the Domestic Goddess... 

Now on an afternoon while at my desk I notice it's getting dark; the dog's positioned himself at my feet, gently reminding me that it's time for his late afternoon walk. I try to stop whatever I am doing  - usually at this point I'm in a rich vein of writing the manuscript and the last thing I want to do is stop. But the dog is insistent, so I get up, go into our minuscule kitchen and look into the fridge. Apart from a tiny piece of dried-out cheese, the two surplus packets of parsnips I bought from Ocado weeks ago by mistake (the picture showed a single parsnip - how was I to know?) and some out-of-date yoghurt, the cupboard looks ominously empty. I know from experience no internet shop will deliver on the same day, especially if you are ordering after six pm, and we need so much stuff nipping into the closest supermarket would be a waste of time. Besides, I have a bad neck so carrying a lot of shopping bags is a no-no. The dog is now staring at me from under the fridge door, literally crossing his legs. I pull out a collection of menus from a shelf and text Husband, 'Fancy a curry tonight?'

But this kind of irresponsible take-out-eating is costing us a fortune. And it's not good for you. So either I need to get more organised about the internet shopping or start driving the car. 

Or become a bag lady. 

Tesco £19.00 

I'm not joking. Yesterday when we were doing one of our last minute shops at the large Waitrose down the road, I noticed one lady stuffing her large wheelie-bin shopping bag full of groceries. You know the kind that our mothers - or grandmothers - had? I looked at her hair - no, it wasn't grey; I looked at her clothes; she was wearing Converses and a pair of boyfriend jeans. Hmm. I glanced around to the other tills and saw three other similar wheelie shopping bags, and only one of them was owned by a very old woman. Now this could be the answer; I could combine my afternoon walk with the dog with a shop at Waitrose, wheel the shopping back home and hey presto two birds and so on...what do you think? 


Should I become a bag lady?